Valentines Day Funny Poems Part II

Roses Aren't

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm allergic
Atchoo, Atchoo

The final valentines poem is a rather stronger rebuke which can be employed if a former lover uses Valentine's Day as an unwelcome excuse to try to rekindle the love affair.

Life is for...

Life if for living
Love is for giving
You gave me herpes
Is love forgiving?
Is it f#ck

Funny Valentines Day Poems Part I

A Valentine to a Geek

as an ox
as a lion
you will be mine
~ end of time

If the geek you've set your sights on is receptive to your romantic advances, you may very well receive an equally baffling valentines poem in reply:

Sweet 16

Roses are #D20202
Violets are #6666D2
My dreams are hexadecimal
And so too are you