Monday, February 4, 2008

Valentines Day Funny Poems Part II

Roses Aren't

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm allergic
Atchoo, Atchoo

The final valentines poem is a rather stronger rebuke which can be employed if a former lover uses Valentine's Day as an unwelcome excuse to try to rekindle the love affair.

Life is for...

Life if for living
Love is for giving
You gave me herpes
Is love forgiving?
Is it f#ck

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